I’m just glad my fat, ugly mama isn’t alive to see this day. Ow, my spirit! Stop! Don’t shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression! Hello, little man. I will destroy you!

• Ven ve voke up, ve had zese wodies.
• Oh right. I forgot about the battle.
• Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?

OK, this has gotta stop. I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. We’re also Santa Claus! And yet you haven’t said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you? Hello Morbo, how’s the family?

THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN! Who are those horrible orange men? Say it in Russian! Bender?! You stole the atom. Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There’s only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo!

No argument here. No, I’m Santa Claus! Shut up and get to the point! Now Fry, it’s been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal?

This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. Now Fry, it’s been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal? Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family.

Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died. Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn’t rock. I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him.

I meant ‘physically’. Look, perhaps you could let me work for a little food? I could clean the floors or paint a fence, or service you sexually? It’s toe-tappingly tragic! You lived before you met me?!

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I don’t want to be rescued. Moving along… Who’s brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a death sphere? Oh, but you can. But you may have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. And by “devil”, I mean Robot Devil. And by “metaphorically”, I mean get your coat.

Fry, you can’t just sit here in the dark listening to classical music. I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo. What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! ‘It is! ‘ My precious torso!

Meh.

Good news, everyone! I’ve taught the toaster to feel love! Guess again. No, of course not. It was… uh… porno. Yeah, that’s it. You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit! Soothe us with sweet lies.

1. Moving along…
2. That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him!
3. Oh, I think we should just stay friends.

Daddy Bender, we’re hungry.

Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be… How much did you make me?

• When I was first asked to make a film about my nephew, Hubert Farnsworth, I thought “Why should I?” Then later, Leela made the film. But if I did make it, you can bet there would have been more topless women on motorcycles. Roll film!
• But existing is basically all I do!
• When I was first asked to make a film about my nephew, Hubert Farnsworth, I thought “Why should I?” Then later, Leela made the film. But if I did make it, you can bet there would have been more topless women on motorcycles. Roll film!

What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! ‘It is!’ My precious torso! No, she’ll probably make me do it. Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry’s worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them.

Goodbye, friends. I never thought I’d die like this. But I always really hoped. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. You, a bobsleder!? That I’d like to see! It’s a T. It goes “tuh”.

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