I’ll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger.

I’m just glad my fat, ugly mama isn’t alive to see this day. Ow, my spirit! Stop! Don’t shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression! Hello, little man. I will destroy you!

  • Ven ve voke up, ve had zese wodies.
  • Oh right. I forgot about the battle.
  • Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?

OK, this has gotta stop. I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. We’re also Santa Claus! And yet you haven’t said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you? Hello Morbo, how’s the family?

THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN! Who are those horrible orange men? Say it in Russian! Bender?! You stole the atom. Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There’s only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo!

No argument here. No, I’m Santa Claus! Shut up and get to the point! Now Fry, it’s been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal?

This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. Now Fry, it’s been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal? Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family.

Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died. Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn’t rock. I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him.

I meant ‘physically’. Look, perhaps you could let me work for a little food? I could clean the floors or paint a fence, or service you sexually? It’s toe-tappingly tragic! You lived before you met me?!